

Manny, Diego & Sid: AAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!įast Tony: Forget reeds. Yeesh, this whole thing's a piece of junk. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.ĭiego: That's genius, Sid. Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better Diego, I'd think you're afraid of the water. Manny: Uh, Diego? Retract the claws, please?ĭiego: Oh, right. Sid: I can't breathe! I think I just coughed up my spleen. Manny: You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!ĭiego: Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. Sid: No way! I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect. Manny: Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there! We're coming up!ĭiego: Jump, jump, jump! Sorry. Sid: Okay! I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One.! Two.! Manny: Oh, please tell me it's not our idiot. They made enemies.įreaky Mammal: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator! Manny: Mammoths can't go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!įemale Gastornis: Well, what about the dinosaurs? Be that as it may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth?ĭiego: Ah, don't pay any attention to him, Manny. Manny: Ahh, your breath smells like ants. Male Anteater: I'm talking about you being the last of your kind. Male Anteater: Say, buddy, uh, not to cast dispersions on your survival instincts or nothing but haven't mammoths pretty much gone extinct? A thousand years from now, it will still be ice. A thousand years ago, it was covered in ice. Manny: You see this ground? It's covered in ice. Male Start: Haven't you heard? The ice is melting. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.įast Tony: Are you making an offer. The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world! But a slight chance of patchy sunshine, later in the week. It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. Manny: Why are you scaring everybody with this doomsday stuff?įast Tony: *laughs* I'm trying to make a living here, pal. Through it's essential design and sturdy construction, you'll have plenty of air for eons to come! Of course, results may vary. Stu: Hey, I can smell the ocean!įast Tony: D'oh! What are you doing? I can't sell that now! You suck air through your mouth, you moron. Start Kid 2: Fast Tony! He says the world's gonna flood! įast Tony: Folks! I hold in my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky! Ho-ho! Gather round! Gather round! Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?įast Tony: So you can't breathe under water?įast Tony: Aha. Start Kid 1: The world's coming to an end! Start Kids: Out of the way! Run for your lives!ĭiego: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where's everybody going?! That's the way it's supposed to be.īird: Then where's your big happy family?ĭiego: Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. See? That's why I called it a burro!īrontotheres Calf: Did the burro have a grazing problem? That would make him more relatable.īeaver: Do burrows eat their young? It's not a very satisfying ending. The Wild Ass boy came home to his Wild Ass mother. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.ĭeer: Burro is a demeaning name. because he wanted to be with his family.īird: I think he should go with the girl burro. Manny: And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy and they lived happily ever after.īeaver: Question: Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits? Sid: I can do stuff! Won't give their stupid respect. So you need to start treating me with some respect. Sid: You guys never think I can do anything, but I am an equal member of this herd. Sid: Oh, since when do qualifications have anything to do with childcare? Besides, these kids look up to me.

Manny: I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp. Right, Billy?īilly: Don't make me eat you. It means "Camp of Sid".ĭiego: Congratulations. Wanna give a sloth a hand? Look, I opened my camp. Manny: Hey, hey! Whoa! Who said you kids could torture the sloth?ĭiego: Manny, don't squash their creativity. Sid: Make me, sir! It's all about respect. Start: This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. Start: Boy, this global warming is killing me!
